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    August 27

    偶有所感,撰文以寄之《燕王朱棣伏诛记》

    明建文初年,太祖崩猝,皇太孙朱允炆继位称帝建文,效法太祖杯酒释兵权行削藩之法。燕王早有戒备,见难将临,乃起兵“靖难”。叔侄争战三载,至四年六月,燕军始破南京。是时燕王身处北平,急欲往南京登基。北平城内有伯乐寻得七匹千里良驹,造车献上。王曰:“此去两千余里,需几日?”伯乐曰:“七匹俊足,车日行五百,四日可到。”王大喜,令伯乐驭,乘车南下。

    初行,一骑走失,伯乐多喂水草,余马奋起,仍可日行五百。次日至冀,又失一马,且伯乐染疾,遂命一马代车夫之职驭四马拉车前行。一日昼夜兼程,只至冀南。燕王勃然,挥鞭痛笞,曰:“汝等尽皆千里之才,却不能以一当二乎?”四马曰:“今所剩仅过半,如日行三百尚可勉力为之。”王不以为意,只道四马偷懒推诿,严词一日五百里,逆者鞭刑。四马皆潸然,叹曰:“四驹便可日行五百,焉需七马南辕乎?既如此,自当以死报伯乐知遇之恩。”挥鞭五百里至苏北,四马皆力尽而卒,只余代驭之马拉车,虽鞭至手软,车不能进一步。王大怒,拔剑诛伯乐。建文帝忠臣铁玄率残部撤至此间,擒燕王,越八日壬申以寸凌迟。

    August 26

    Dialogue 编导一键工具箱 Build 080826 正式版

     

    Dialogue 编导一键工具箱 Build 080826 正式绿色版

    说明:

    本工具箱旨在把编导从重复劳动中解放出来。所有操作一键完成:)
    请在使用前确保电脑里安装了Word软件。程序为绿色软件,随便解压就可使用,不在系统留下任何垃圾。

    目前本软件有四个功能,策划模板、名片工具、常用单据和经费报销。

    1.策划模板可以一键生成格式化的策划文本,默认储存在当前电脑的“我的文档”目录中。

    2.名片工具可以绕过任何防拷的网页元素直接拷贝出网页文本。

    3.常用单据包含日常报销用的各种交通、餐费和杂费单据。一键呼出。

    4.经费报销可以一键生成关于就餐报销的请示。

    请在使用经费报销功能前编辑tool.ini中[餐费报销]下面的嘉宾、选题信息,以“|”为分割符号。推荐嘉宾、选题数不少于20个。

    3月24日重写了经费报销功能的部分模块,实现了更强的通用性和易用性,具体表现在现在的经费报销功能比较智能,能指定每位嘉宾的用餐标准并支持弹出支持报销金额的动态提示。

    程序可最小化到托盘,方便需要时呼出。

    请尽情使用,如使用中遇到bug或者有改进意见,请把反馈发往mikesl at 163.com以便继续完善软件的功能。

    更新记录
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    2008.8.26 Dialogue 编导一键工具箱 Build 080826 正式版,经费报销模块更新,针对财务政策的改变增加了本人姓名输入并改“与”为“请”。

    2008.3.21 Dialogue 编导一键工具箱 Build 080324 公测版,重写了经费报销功能的部分模块,实现了更强的通用性和易用性,具体表现在现在的经费报销功能比较智能,能指定每位嘉宾的用餐标准并支持弹出支持报销金额的动态提示。另外改进了一键生成策划模板功能,增加了动态提示,生成后自动打开“我的文档”浏览。最小化时会弹出提示。

    2008.3.21 Dialogue 编导一键工具箱 Build 080321 公测版,增加名片工具,可以绕过名片系统的防拷实现粘贴拷贝。

    2008.3.20 Dialogue 编导一键工具箱 Build 080320 公测版,修正了开很多Word程序的bug,增添常用单据功能。增加了托盘功能访问菜单。

    2008.3.19 Dialogue 编导一键工具箱 Build 080319 公测版,工具箱初创,有策划模板和经费报销功能。

    下载地址:

    http://mikesl.ys168.com/

    August 12

    China's national pride on short men's shoulders 矮个男人们托起中国的自豪

    It's no longer striking for me to have this kind of revelation after watching men's weight lifting, gymnastic.

    These are the heros that carrie and shape China's national pride.

     

    Long Qingquan won the Men's Weightlifting 56 kilogram final on August 10, 2008.

    Chinese Zhang Xiangxiang wins men's 62kg class weightlifting gold in Olympics on Monday, August 11, 2008.

    China scored a total of 286.125 points to win the men's gymnastics team gold medal at the Beijing Olympic Games here on Tuesday, August 12, 2008.

    Chinese Zhang Xiangxiang totaled 319 kilograms to win the men's 62kg class weightlifting gold medal at the Olympic Games here on Monday, August 11, 2008.

    And let's not forget about the Chinese women athletes who also did an incredible job in the hunt for gold medals.

    Although suffering from less physical glamors and more hadicapped positions in a romantic race for life-long consort, short men have demonstrated their true value in accomplishing great deeds.

    Deng Xiaoping -- Architect of China's Reform and Openingup. Without him, the Chinese may still live in stone age.

    As for the tall guys, could anyone think of any correlation between basketball, soccer and Olympic gold?

    August 11

    26了,日!

    RT,老了老了-。0 猫肥老了。。。

    还有10本金庸小说没看。。。

    还有动画作品没做。。。

    肚子上还有肥油没来及减。。。

    我怎么就26了呢,Faint...

    August 07

    七夕

    我写博客从来都是中文的 而且很简单:亲爱的猫子肥 七夕快乐 祝我们幸福
    August 04

    奋斗

    我很少写中文blog,不过为了奋斗,例外一下。

    看完奋斗(最后几集浮光掠影了一下,实在是没时间了,拍32集,节奏上还是不够紧凑),对主要人物有一些概括。

    陆涛:刚愎自用。我实在是找不出第二个形容词了。整部就他最任性,最不知谦恭,最傲(要是有真本事,傲一下也就罢了,从头看到尾,就没看出来什么闪光的才华,尤其是不肯承认失败和吸取教训)对长辈也不知道尊重,说轻了是自我,重点就是自私。30年后最没出息的应该就是他。

    夏琳:比较矛盾的一人,说实话不觉得现实中有这样的人存在。看上陆涛这样的,得需要多瞎的眼睛啊。

    米莱:原应叹息。促成了2对儿,第一次把自己男友折出去了,第二次促成了华子那对儿。如此挫败的经历,再加上内心极度渴求的依靠,30年后,很有可能早已剃度出家。。。

    向南:挺好的小孩儿。脾气好,也有爱玩游戏的劣根性。事业上属于比较稳健的。感情上由于谈恋爱过晚造成和杨晓芸结婚后还得补课。代价是一段曲折的婚姻。30年后应该是小有成就。

    杨晓芸:和向南一样需要在实践中锻炼成长的小孩。她和向南能有最后的结果实在是运气好,很不容易了。就是可怜了瑶瑶。不过这也说明,网络姻缘素靠不住滴。30年后不知道能不能长大。

    华子:混。还好,在电视剧最后混出了自己奋斗的目标,就是为了自己爱的人的梦想而奋斗。依我看,30年后成就最大的就是他,至少是一执行女友(那时也许是媳妇)各种构想的Chief Executive Officer.

    July 31

    Olympic Traffic

    Call me pessimistic but generally I'm not a fan of Beijing's metro and genuinely I don't think that the city is going to leave visitors a good impression.

    The typical rush hours start from morning, somewhere around 7:00, streching all the way to 9:30.

    In the carriage, apart from weary working class who take almost 80% of the standing space, there are tourists, currently mainly domestic ones. It's easy to know from their empty gaze and disappointing look at the door that perhaps they're going to have to wait for the next one.

    The capacity has been squeezed to its limitation. The interval between trains has been shortened to less than one minute during rush hours. And BT line trains are alreay running with 6 carriages (had been four).

    Keep in mind that there's still a week from the actual opening ceremony. Imagine, if you are bold enough, a thousand nations of foreign visitors descend upon Beijing's punny metro... honestly I don't think there's room left on the trains.

    42 billion RMB spent for the Olympic and the traffic is appalling discouraging. I wonder where all these money went? Part of that money is my fucking tax, for Buddha's sake!

    July 17

    Home Entertainment/Work Center Set Up

    Spent a few hundred bucks and arrived at the satisfying result of setting up my home wireless network. Connected all computers, laptops and desktops into a lan via a netgear wireless AP.

    What the center does:

    • Play vids on Youtube, on my 46 inch LCD and full 5.1 audio playback.
    • Synchronize emails, documents and all sorts of offices materials on every computer.
    • Audio on the go, enjoy live music and radio from the internet

     

    Next, I'll be getting myself a set of wireless keyboard and mouse, which will be essential for the center to truly realize its fourth function: doing everything with a computer in my cosy sofa 

     
    July 11

    Maya Endeavor

    Spent a whole day, with the morning being a tedious but indispensable process of tutorial learning. The afternoon witnessed my endless experienments with different modeling techniques covered in the video tutorial... and at around 18:00, I arrived at the following results, rendered using mental ray in maya 2008:

    Plain Front

    Plain Back

    Plain Front 1

    So this, is the basic story of how an entire idiot of 3D modeling turned into a novice in the particular field in the duration of ... 12 hours.

    May 06

    Idealist

    We, as those who hold family as the first, are idealists. Our ideal, is to make as much money as possible.

    I still remember that some righteous UN dude said that poverty is the greatest of all sins. Can't agree more on this notion. Many of our daily problems are no longer problems if we're empowered by the most equal measurement of all things, currency. Yet the conundrum of ways to realize the ideal remains in hot debate.

    The ancient Chinese had a proverb: A gentleman likes wealth, and acquires it  through decent means. However, modern Chinese seems to leave this wise line behind, as long as you can make money, it doesn't really matter how you made it. The old wisdom is replaced by money worship values.

    Why am I writing this piece of shit? Totally no idea at all, probably just feeling the urge to accumulate more wealth and let my family have a better life.

    April 27

    Helvetica, the ultimate typeface

    We, the combination of animation class, designer class and mobile meida class watched a documentary exclusively on Helvetica today.

    The documentary was directed by Gary Hustwit.

    Helvetica is a feature-length independent film about typography, graphic design and global visual culture. It looks at the proliferation of one typeface (which will celebrate its 50th birthday in 2007) as part of a larger conversation about the way type affects our lives. The film is an exploration of urban spaces in major cities and the type that inhabits them, and a fluid discussion with renowned designers about their work, the creative process, and the choices and aesthetics behind their use of type.
      Helvetica encompasses the worlds of design, advertising, psychology, and communication, and invites us to take a second look at the thousands of words we see every day.
      The film was shot in high-definition on location in the United States, England, the Netherlands, Germany, Switzerland, France and Belgium. It is currently in post-production and is slated to begin screening at film festivals worldwide starting in early 2007.

    To be a designer or an artist is really a luxury for any individual. At the time of creation, you're in a purer status, more secluded from earthly desires and tangles. All you have is the joy of being a god of creation. To build, construct and create something from scratch with the hands of God, pretty much like being Brahma(the Hindu god of creation) himself. I'm not sure what it's like for others, but for me it's a moment of sheer serenity, be it sketching a draft for a website, or a character design, or a logo creation. 

    March 30

    En, a little tool built

    Although extremely busy, I was still able to squeeze 3 hours at night for a little tool to facilitate Server side management.

    Here're the snapshots:

    1

    2

    March 27

    让你两分钟明白什么是ERP(转)

    ERP(Enterprise ResourcePlanning)企业资源计划系统,是指建立在信息技术基础上,以系统化的管理思想,为企业决策层及员工提供决策运行手段的管理平台。

    一天中午,丈夫在外给家里打电话:*亲爱的老婆,晚上我想带几个同事回家吃饭可以  
    吗?*(订货意向)  
    妻子:*当然可以,来几个人,几点来,想吃什么菜?*  
    丈夫:*6个人,我们7点左右回来,准备些酒、烤鸭、番茄炒蛋、凉菜、蛋花汤……。你  
    看可吗?*(商务沟通)  
    妻子:*没问题,我会准备好的。*(订单确认)  
    妻子记录下需要做的菜单(MPS计划),具体要准备的东西:鸭、酒、番茄、鸡蛋、调  
    料……(BOM物料清单),发现需要:1只鸭蛋,5瓶酒,4个鸡蛋……(BOM展开),炒蛋需  
    要6个鸡蛋,蛋花汤需要4个鸡蛋(共用物料)。  
    打开冰箱一看(库房),只剩下2个鸡蛋(缺料)。  
    来到自由市场,妻子:*请问鸡蛋怎么卖?*(采购询价)  
    小贩:*1个1元,半打5元,1打9.5元。*  
    妻子:*我只需要8个,但这次买1打。*(经济批量采购)  
    妻子:*这有一个坏的,换一个。*(验收、退料、换料)  
    回到家中,准备洗采、切菜、炒菜……(工艺线路),厨房中有燃气灶、微波炉、电饭  
    煲……(工作中心)。  
    妻子发现拨鸭毛最费时间(瓶颈工序,关键工艺路线),用微波炉自己做烤鸭可能来  
    不及(产能不足),于是决定在楼下的餐厅里买现成的(产品委外)。  
    下午4点,接到儿子的电话:*妈妈,晚上几个同学想来家里吃饭,你帮忙准备 一下。  
    *(紧急订单)  
    *好的,你们想吃什么,爸爸晚上也有客人,你愿意和他们一起吃吗?*  
    *菜你看着办吧,但一定要有番茄炒鸡蛋,我们不和大人一起吃,6:30左右回来。*(  
    不能并单处理)  
    *好的,肯定让你们满意。*(订单确定)  
    鸡蛋又不够了,打电话叫小贬送来。(紧急采购)  
    6:30,一切准备就绪,可烤鸭还没送来,急忙打电话询问:*我是李太,怎么订的烤  
    鸭还不送来?*(采购委外单跟催)  
    *不好意思,送货的人已经走了,可能是堵车吧,马上就会到的。* 门铃响了。  
    *李太太,这是您要的烤鸭。请在单上签一个字。*(验收、入库 、转应付账款)  
    6:45,女儿的电话:*妈妈,我想现在带几个朋友回家吃饭可以吗?*(呵呵 ,又是  
    紧急订购意向,要求现货)  
    *不行呀,女儿,今天妈已经需要准备两桌饭了,时间实在是来不及,真 的非常抱  
    歉,下次早点说,一定给你们准备好。*(哈哈,这就是ERP的使用局限,要有稳定的  
    外 部环境,要有一个起码的提前期)  
    送走了所有客人,疲惫的妻子坐在沙发上对丈夫说:*亲爱的,现在咱们家请客的频率  
    非常高,应该要买些厨房用品了(设备采购),最好能再雇个小保姆(连人力资源系  
    统也有缺口了)。  
    丈夫:*家里你做主,需要什么你就去办吧。*(通过审核)  
    妻子:*还有,最近家里花销太大,用你的私房钱来补贴一下,好吗?*(最后就是应  
    收货款的催要)  
    现在还有人不理解ERP吗?记住,每一个合格的家庭主妇都是生产厂长的有力竞争者

    March 25

    En, a little doodle

    猫肥和老鼠肥~

    My little mouse wanted me to draw a cartoon, so I spent 2.5 hours on Painter 10 with my 300 RMB something shabby digital tablet...

    一键工具箱 Build 080324 新增特性

    Without further ado, let snap shots do their talkings :)

     

    t0

    t1

    t2

    t3

    t4 

    For a better view, click on the image.

    March 20

    New tool built

    Recently I've ventured into the world of computer programing a little bit, which partly explained my absense from the internet.

    Here's a little tool I wrote in order to deal with the tedious long hours of repeatative work ( I hate any word processor without spelling check...well if you find me suck in spelling correct words, me afraid you gotta eat it!)

     

    Some snap shots here:

    Tool1

    Tool2 

    Tool3 

    The last snap shot is the core function, a must have tool for making up dinners that literally don't exist. It's pretty clever. It will generate a random expenditure statement according to your receipt's amount. For example, if your receipt is less than 150 RMB, it will generate a statement saying you've dined with ONE guy for a certain discussion. If your receipt is between 150RMB and 400RMB, it will add another guy at the dinning table, making the expenditure looks more reasonable. If your bill is between 400-800RMB, it will add a third person. If your bill surpasses 800RMB, which is kindda rare, it will pop up a window and say you'd better manually add some other people just to make sure the statement looks ok~ Pretty clever little program, huh?

    Tool4

    February 24

    水立方比赛观后感

    厚厚 有点像小学生作文的题目- -;周六晚上 有幸捞到了好运北京女子三米板决赛的票 和肥猫一起初游水立方 虽然夜空中蓝色的水立方很是漂亮 但一趟比赛看下来还是发现了很多问题  希望奥运会的时候 这些问题都能解决鸟~
     
    1. 水立方具体位置扑朔迷离:去之前登陆各大电子地图网站 想查询去往水立方的路线 结果郁闷的发现这个2007年世界关注的建筑奇迹 居然被各大地图网站遗忘在脑后 硬是查不到 等打车到了实地 更是无语 由于奥运场馆周围的建设还未完成 七搭八建的蓝色挡板把去往水立方的路割的七零八落 出租司机师傅可能也还没开始赛前培训 带着我们绕水立方一周之后无奈地因堵车让我们下了车 后我们一众人终于凭着“11路汽车”再绕了水立方半圈多找到了观众入口 这要是稍微去晚点的。。。都赶不上2路汽车了都。。。
     
    2. 观看比赛注意事项描述不足:因为是公司集体购票 前一天公司的LL同志特意发了通知 把得知的观看比赛的注意事项跟大家强调了一下 特别说不能带听装饮料 结果到了安检处 安检的大哥笑眯眯地从我包里拿出未开瓶的农夫果园说 对不起 赛场内禁带食品饮料 您把这个扔了吧 为了让我心里平衡 他指指角落处堆了一地的饮料瓶说 你看大家都扔了。。。我汗。。。我倒不是郁闷扔饮料 主要是既然是处于安全考虑 这种规定就应该印在门票上或用其他方式提前提醒观众 不然用现场扔这个办法 观众开开心心看比赛的心情多少会受点影响吧。。。
     
    3. 赛场内配套设施不足:身为****多年 我这个人每到一处必不忘考察的地方就是卫生间 这次去水立方自然不能例外 离比赛开场15分钟时总算是顺利进了赛场 准备方便一下就坐坐好看比赛 一进卫生间我就又汗了 那些个人啊。。。。。。(此处特别用六个句号组成的省略号表达人多的程度)不禁担心 奥运会开幕式时 要是观众都拥在卫生间 耽误了看开幕式 之后得多少人嚷嚷着退票啊 就算没耽误看比赛 赶上几个着急就地解决的 光跟人家赔礼道歉赔偿经济损失都扯不清啊 这个问题 亟待解决
     
    总的说来呢 场馆很漂亮 比赛很精彩 以上问题若也能在奥运之前解决 则鼠年大吉也~
    February 20

    一坐 再坐

    昨晚陪肥猫赴宴 定在一茶一坐 主要考虑到离我单位比较近(其实。。。就在。。。楼下。。。)一茶一坐 迄今为止 总共坐过三回 第一次很严肃的跟M.Z同学谈他的烦恼 第二次很严肃的跟Nancy同学谈我的烦恼 这一次 买单的大哥很严肃的跟肥猫谈他的烦恼 由此可见 一茶一坐 原来是个严肃的地方 跟平日午间白领成队等号的喧闹印象大不相同
     
    算了 我不是个严肃的人 还是说说吃的东西吧 以下菜品个人比较推荐:
     
    1. 巧克力漂浮奶茶:最大的特点是。。。相当大杯!!!圆鼓鼓的玻璃杯里 巧克力奶茶混着冰渣 上面漂着巨厚的奶油 饭量小的 喝一杯估计够了 (RMB28)
    2. 热胚芽奶茶:如果喝不了凉的 这个是不错的alternative choice 感觉像奶茶加麦片 但据说是胚芽 我这种五谷不分的人 就不多说了 大家自己品尝 厚厚 (RMB23)
    3. 红豆钻:就是浓的红豆沙加珍珠奶茶里的珍珠 怕胖的女生慎重考虑 很甜。。。(不过这年头 怕胖就啥都别吃 我这种体重+ 饭量的 只能置生死于肚外 置美食于肚内了)(about RMB16)
    4. 蟹黄豆腐煲:可以单点这个煲 也可以加9元改套餐 多一个米饭 一个肉燥 还有两个小菜(生菜居多) 偶个人建议还是点套餐吧 那点豆腐 实在吃不饱阿。。。但味道还是很不错滴(RMB39)
    February 02

    Saturday in Oakwood

    The weekend was spent in Oakwood Residential, one of the most acclaimed service apartment in town.

    The place was brand new, you could just move in naked. Everthing from bath robe to kitchen wares had been prepared before we checked in.

    Our unit was a one bedroom suite with a living room. The 5.1 Stereo system was a plus which I didn't expect. The whole place is kind of expensive, like 30 thousand RMB per month. But given its proximity to CCTV new building in Guomao, I'd say it's going to be one of the most favored recesses in downtown area. However, before all that summer palace fantasy becomes real, I have to watch my financial balance sheet really carefully. For that all comfortable and beautiful lives are built upon cold mathematics.

    Saturday launch in Flicker, a Brazilian BBQ buffet chain. Food was gorgeous, although it still cannot outweight Golden Jaguar's 230/per person buffet, most dishes were splendid.

    Oh, we went to Houhai at night. After strolling along the Bar street river a few times, we finally settle down in a bar called Tingyue, or Listening to the Moon. It wasn't until the moment we paid the bill that we found out it was the bar's first day of business.

    The bar has a four person band, live music with pop songs. Two boys and two girls. I especially like the talented keyboard boy who imitates both Jay Chou and Wang Lihong pretty well. He sang songs while playing his Yamaha, and was able to switch between his falsetto and normal pitch freely.

    My beloved was very happy that I brought her to such lively  place. Beside the appreciation of pop music, we ordered two beers, Heinkin and Corola. I also added some french fries with ketchup. We returned to Oakwood at 24:00.

    Normally it's not my style to jot down the trivialities in life, but the eudaemonic moments cannot be categorized as trivial. Hence the above words. Oh, and this time there won't be any translation from English to Chinese, I'd quote from the movie Bedazzled, "Anyone speaks English anyhow, and if they don't they ought to!"